Me and my Fadah was going Holo-Holo, uh, it was like one Satuhday richual. I would get up, watch cahtoons, maybe eat one bowl cereal but probably not causeâ€¦ we’d always go McDonald’s. Ho bra, McDonald’s breakfast is so cherry! Anyway, we’d go dea and I’d get like one Cinnamon Danish and Beeg Breakfas’ oa […]Read More Small Kine Stories- Kids Say Da Darned’est Tings
En light of world events, I like talk stories about Aloha. Even small kine Aloha can go far brah, let me tell you. You might complain fifty kajillion times about dat frickin bugga who wen cut you off on da road or who wen ack dumb but I bet you get sometin small, sometin dat […]Read More More Aloha
Hoâ€¦ Brr-ah!Â Just rememba, no mattah how shiddy da day, jus smile.Â Das is da main ting fo real-kine, guarans-babearans, no-step-on-da crack and break yo madah’s back.Â I go tell you one storyâ€¦Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I rememba wen I used to work down da grocery store, eh, and how nuts would get.Â You get da old farts […]Read More Small Kine Stories – Smile
Old guy wen honk his horn twice. Twice.Â Dat guy get nerve.Â So, I figah I would go apologize, yeah.Â Bein da nice guy dat I am and all.Â Den, you know wot?Â Da fricka wen honk gen.Â So dat’s tree times now, uh.Â So, I stay getting small kine agro.Â But eh, I was […]Read More Small-Kine Stories- Honk, Honk!
It is truly amazing to me how hypocritical people are. I’ve been hypocritical at times and I’m sure there will be other hypocrisies that I commit. Do we like living like this? Do we know any other way? Read me out on this one. How is it possible for the majority of Americans and arguably […]Read More George Bush and The 300
What time is it? Law time!Â That’s what. The Hawaii Legislature has a little under a month left.Â This is the interesting point because the bills have crossed over and went through both the House and the Senate and back.Â This is the point of the session whereÂ bothÂ sidesÂ meet up in conference and decide the fate […]Read More Hawaii Legislative Session ’07 Update