I have come to accept that reality tv is going to forever be apart of our lives unless all technology disappears(not wishing this on anyone mind you). In light of that, as an aspiring writer, I’ve come up with some reality tv show ideas myself, because come on, all these shows are scripted in some way, shape, or form. That being said, here you go:
The I Love Category…
I Love Hoopz
The only reason I watch VH1 is Hoopz. Okay, slight exaggeration but yeah, this show should be the next in the spin-offs. I’ve had enough of New York.
That being said:
I Really Don’t Like New York
~In a non-scientific poll I conducted in my mind, 98% of people report that they dislike Tiffany “New York” Patterson and probably only watch because they can’t stand her. I know right, doesn’t make sense, we don’t like her yet… Why is she a millionaire? That being said, why not have I Really Don’t Like New York. You can have people throw pies at her and the like. I bet you, ratings would go through the roof, guarans.
Best Parkour Crew
This would have to be a World’s Best though since most of the best crews are outside of the US. What better than a bunch of traceurs on different teams do a relay in getting through a city? Then they compete around the world. Be hard to film but great to watch. If you don’t know parkour or traceurs, YouTube David Belle, Parkour, and/or/all of the above free running. If you’re too lazy, think the opening scene of Casino Royale. If you haven’t seen that and are too lazy then I can’t help you.
The Next Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan is awesome. While doing commentary for UFC, he is technical just the right amount, so much so that the average fan and the hardcore “I train therefore I am” can sit and watch and be happy. Elite XC needs him or someone like him for their broadcast team, especially if they are going to keep feeding Kimbo cans(sorry Ken Shamrock, you’re an all time great and a minute part of me is cheering for you, but Kimbo is going to eat you alive). Don’t know how they would film this, but I imagine the people showing up would be pretty funny to watch.
The Surreal Life Challenge
Uh… The Surreal Life Challenge
This would be crazy if you consider that they have a collective cast that includes Flavor Flav, Jose Canseco, Ron Jeremy, Omarosa, etc. That being said have they can bring back Gary Coleman to host.
All ideas have been registered with the WGA West so no mess. Nah, joke, my moneymaker is under wraps. But, I bet you really wanna know… Okay, I’ll spill it or should I say I’ll:
Think Punk’d but better. This reality show runs in my head every time I’m walking and someone does something stupid, a driver or a pedestrian, I don’t discriminate. It involves a bunch of water balloons and any act deemed splashable gets, you got it: Splashed!
Yawn. And there you have. I just spouted off a few ideas that would be more or at the very least as entertaining and ratings garnering as the reality fodder now. Now if I can just get Mario Lopez to host…